I Love This Barn

Toby Keith's "I Love This Bar" has always been begging for a parody. And while it's nowhere close to Tim Hawkins or that Asian guy's hysterical "Jesus Take The Wheel" spoofs, it was fun to pull together.
 Thus, I Love This Barn. (Now to make a video for it...)

 VERSE ONE

We got caprines, we got rust stains

We got a slick floor when it rains,

And we got cute chicks, we got dog ticks

Food sacks, discarded guitar picks

And the dogs sing about their broken hearts...ohhhh, I love this barn...

CHORUS

I love this barn

It's my kind of place

Just walkin' through the front door

Puts a big smile on my face

It ain't too far, come as you are

Ohhhh, I love this barn...

VERSE TWO

We got security guards,  we've got plenty of hay

We've got roosters that will crow any time of day

And I've seen layers, I've seen fighters,

I've even seen crazy zip-liners

There's that pile of broken mower parts...ohhh, I love this barn...

CHORUS

I love this barn

It's my kind of place

Just walkin' through the front door

Puts a big smile on my face

It ain't that far, come as you are

Ohhhh, I love this barn

BRIDGE

Well, I liked my job, I like to see the Cowboys win,

I like eating out for dinner, I like a movie now and then....

CHORUS

But I love this barn

It's so peaceful in here

None of that stressful atmosphere

It's free of charge, so come as you are

Ohhh, I love this barn.