Thursday, May 26, 2022

Strange Dreams, Part Seven

12-4-18 -
     Home Improvement's Richard Karn is plotting to take the Infinity Stones in front of small class-sized group of people in an otherwise-empty movie theater. Brittany sees that I'm there and dashes overjoyed to my side. She's wearing a cool Spider-Man hoodie.

8-15-21 - 
     At a wedding or graduation, everyone keeps joyfully announcing the news that Samara has music included in the soundtrack of an upcoming movie. 
     Then the scene switched and somehow I became a last-second alternate for an Olympic beach handball team (this is not an Olympic sport, and Americans don't play handball anyway). 
     Finally, the scene switched again and in an animated world I was part of the Rugrats, who were fighting zombies in an empty factory. 
   
8-29-21 - 
     About twenty years into the future, my character (a moderately successful novelist) and his sister (head of a college nursing program) go through a somber Thanksgiving at their mother and stepfather's lake house. 
      Then the scene switched to first-person from third-person to a massive Weird Christian Twitter (featuring at least twenty people) Thanksgiving at a Wal-Mart, which included several dogs from Dogstagram and Dog Twitter (among them Holland the Pup and Just Being Farley, along with their people Adam, Todd and Victoria). Louise and some of her kids were also there, and a brunette girl was my date.  

12-29-21 - 
     McKayla Maroney is crashing our couch to prevent having to be married to somebody she didn't want to (and hide from paparazzi). 

3-28-22 - 
     Sunny and I were watching a Morris HS football game in the pouring rain, and she could talk (her voice sounded just like her bark; kind of Miley Cyrus), and then Nate from the TV show Doc comes looking for us, all panicked about something. 

5-9-22 -
     While taking care of Nano one day, I'm flipping the TV channels through her cable and come across a TV movie called Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team: Julia's Story, starring Drew Barrymore, where she plays the daughter of the President trying to earn a spot on the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. 
     It was intended to stir up interest for the DCC reality series, and the vibe was Legally Blonde with hints of political thriller. Also, for budgetary reasons, game action was implied with Madden-load screen-style graphics. 

5-14-22 - 
     The recurring panic over having one more college class to take in order to graduate, and paperwork being unclear whether I'm allowed to live in my apartment or dorm or not, and the class always keeps moving days, times and locations, so I'm never sure where to be for it, much less concentrate on homework.