Thursday, February 6, 2014

Sleep-Deprived Useless Information

     THE OLYMPICS ARE HERE. So the TV is on here in my dorm room. Unfortunately, the event currently being televised is something called "team figure skating", which involves a lot of male skaters. Which is why I'm typing up this post at the moment instead of watching.

     My braces came off today. So my mouth feels unnaturally large. And retainers apparently take a while to get used to. Lispsth are annoying. (But it'll disappear in a couple days, probably.)

    Also, I got a haircut this afternoon.

     Tests in Latin and speech tomorrow, gonna need to do a bit of last-second preparing for those.

     Dad had a dentist appointment this morning, in the waiting room I overheard this conversation:
     Receptionist #1, to Nurse: "Oh, Roger called and said he will be here today."
     Nurse, surprised: "Really? Wasn't expecting that, but okay..."
     Receptionist #1: "I know, I didn't think he'd be here, either - driving again so soon, and in this weather!"
     Receptionist #2: "What happened?"
     Receptionist #1: "Didn't you hear? You know he drives a Pepsi truck, the other day he ran head-on into a car. It was on the news. He thought he killed the other guy."
     Receptionist #2: "Oh...wow. Did he?"
     Receptionist #1: "Nope, just shook up pretty bad."
     Receptionist #2: "Huh. So....who is Roger, again?"
     Receptionist #1: "You remember, he's the one who was going to church to find a woman."
     Receptionist #2: "Oh! Yeah, I remember him."

     Tonight will be Jay Leno's last night as host of The Tonight Show. ...Huh? It's possible for someone else to be the host?
     Jeopardy is having a "Battle of the Decades" tournament going on right now, past champs from the 80's, 90's and 2000s.

     The snow could disappear now, that'd be fine. About three more inches today, I think that's the fifth time since New Year's, the sixth or seventh snow of the winter.

     This BuzzFeed post by A British guy trying to analyze the Super Bowl is kinda funny.

     There is almost nothing of value in this post....that's what happens when you're a college student on a Thursday night and it's too early to go to sleep.

    And here's a Weird Al video for no reason.

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